Sunday, September 07, 2008


To: HM The Queen, Suzumiya Haruhi
CC: Rt Hon. Koizumi Itsuki, 1st Sea Lord Nagato Yuki, Lord Privy Seal Asahina Mikuru

Subject: Supply forecast for the next 3-24 months

His Majesty, your loyal servant at the Exchequer had worked hard in order to ensure that war essentials get supplied to the Home Islands, however the intensity of the War requires us to devote more resources to the Home Guard and the Royal Navy. In view of various factors, your servant have no choice but to announce that the supplies be rationed and essentials to be kept to a minimum.

I sincerely apologize for having to do this.

Chancellor of the Exchequer,

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